Low Carb Phone Sex Diet Fun

 Get Motivated With Low-Carb Phone Sex

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Join In The Fun Low Carb Phone Sex Diet

Are you looking for motivation for your low-carb phone sex diet? Do you need help getting yourself up and moving? Are you having a hard time sticking to your low-carb phone sex diet? There is a huge positive to this type of diet. You get to use things like vigorous masturbation and sex as exercise!  Plus you can look at naughty pictures of Isabelle while you jerk off.  Then all you have to do when you blow your load is lick it up!   Just imagine you are licking it off my tits if that helps you get acclimated to the idea of eating you own cum. Semen is full of protein and has no carbs so I am truly looking out for your health.

Low-carb phone sex can be one of the best ways to burn calories. I will use guided masturbation to guide you through a vigorous tease and denial session that will have you burning calories and feeling aroused from head to toe. I will teach you how to vigorously masturbate your dick in a way that you had never imagined before.

 Low-Carb Phone Sex Diet Builds Your Confidence

During your low-carb phone sex dieting, you will notice that you are much more alert and aware of your surroundings. You will find that you less anxious and more confident as you begin to shed the pounds. Using masturbation and sex floods the body with endorphins that will make you feel powerful and ready to take on the world as well as burning some additional calories.  That’s right!  After every work out/masturbation session you slurp your jizz and shed those pounds.

Lowering your carb intake and doing more exercise is the perfect way to get your body in shape. You can even add in a little exercise throughout the day. This means you can do sit ups or push up during commercial or gaming breaks. You can take breaks then vigorously masturbate for 5 minutes or more to burn calories.  Get on a calorie burning edging schedule and burn those calories all day long!

Get In Shape For Summer With Low-Carb Phone Sex

Together we will combine low-carb phone sex with a masturbation diet that will help you lose those extra pounds that you have been meaning to shed for some time now. There is no reason to wait any longer when the opportunity is available right now! It’s like having your phone sex seductress seducing you into jerking your joint to loose weight.  So what are you waiting for?  Grab your lube, dial my number and let’s get you in shape for summer 2014…..which is just around the corner dudes.

Ciao,

Isabelle

 

The New Masturbation Diet

What Is The Masturbation Diet?

The New Masturbation Diet!

The New Masturbation Diet!

The Masturbation Diet craze. It’s the New Year and people all around the world have vowed to get fit and healthy this year. Are you one of those people that have a desire to get fit and healthy?

Have you tried countless diets and exercise routines, none of which ever worked for you? Now is the time for you to try the  masturbation diet. It combines something that you love to do with something getting fit and healthy!

 The Masturbation Diet-Cures Hunger and Horny

Do you wake up hungry and horny? The solution is EASY when you are on a masturbation diet! It is said that 5 minutes of vigorous jerking off can burn calories! So to start off you will jerk off vigorously for 5 minutes until you cum, but that cum is NOT to be wasted. Eating cum can add a great amount of protein to your diet; This means starting your day off right! So lick up every single drop of that cum or drop it into your morning coffee to add a little cream.

When lunch rolls around, I am sure that you are ready for a little something to eat, so why not put a naughty spin on it? Find a place where you won’t get caught and jerk off for 5 minutes vigorously until you cum.

You can lick up the cum off your hand or spread it on your sandwich to complete your masturbation diet lunch! There is nothing hotter than eating a cum filled sandwich in front of coworkers while they remain oblivious to your naughty new diet!

Masturbation Diet Is Good Exercise

Now that you are home and all alone, you can burn some extra calories for your masturbation diet by getting in a bit of exercise. It’s time for you to vigorously jerk off for 5 minutes until you cum, the exception is that you will save this cum as ice cubes to be used at a later date (more to come on this later!!) You can then rest until it is dinner time.

Isn’t this masturbation diet so much fun? And remember, you don’t have to masturbate alone.  You can call me for some guided masturbation phone sex and I would be happy to give you some tips on stroking methods that burn up those calories!

For dinner you will fix yourself a sensible dinner before you jerk off for 5 more minutes! You will get to have cum desert! Make sure to lick up every bite of that tasty protein!  And if you need some recipes for cum deserts or recipes just give me a call and I can send you lots of tested cum desert/drink recipes.  I am always happy to share my recipes with my playmates.  And remember, cum is low in carbs, so we can talk about low carb phone sex next week!

Ciao,

Isabelle