What Is The Masturbation Diet?
The New Masturbation Diet!
The Masturbation Diet craze. It’s the New Year and people all around the world have vowed to get fit and healthy this year. Are you one of those people that have a desire to get fit and healthy?
Have you tried countless diets and exercise routines, none of which ever worked for you? Now is the time for you to try the masturbation diet. It combines something that you love to do with something getting fit and healthy!
The Masturbation Diet-Cures Hunger and Horny
Do you wake up hungry and horny? The solution is EASY when you are on a masturbation diet! It is said that 5 minutes of vigorous jerking off can burn calories! So to start off you will jerk off vigorously for 5 minutes until you cum, but that cum is NOT to be wasted. Eating cum can add a great amount of protein to your diet; This means starting your day off right! So lick up every single drop of that cum or drop it into your morning coffee to add a little cream.
When lunch rolls around, I am sure that you are ready for a little something to eat, so why not put a naughty spin on it? Find a place where you won’t get caught and jerk off for 5 minutes vigorously until you cum.
You can lick up the cum off your hand or spread it on your sandwich to complete your masturbation diet lunch! There is nothing hotter than eating a cum filled sandwich in front of coworkers while they remain oblivious to your naughty new diet!
Masturbation Diet Is Good Exercise
Now that you are home and all alone, you can burn some extra calories for your masturbation diet by getting in a bit of exercise. It’s time for you to vigorously jerk off for 5 minutes until you cum, the exception is that you will save this cum as ice cubes to be used at a later date (more to come on this later!!) You can then rest until it is dinner time.
Isn’t this masturbation diet so much fun? And remember, you don’t have to masturbate alone. You can call me for some guided masturbation phone sex and I would be happy to give you some tips on stroking methods that burn up those calories!
For dinner you will fix yourself a sensible dinner before you jerk off for 5 more minutes! You will get to have cum desert! Make sure to lick up every bite of that tasty protein! And if you need some recipes for cum deserts or recipes just give me a call and I can send you lots of tested cum desert/drink recipes. I am always happy to share my recipes with my playmates. And remember, cum is low in carbs, so we can talk about low carb phone sex next week!
Ciao,
Isabelle