On the eve of the new year,

There are phone girls all around me

Sexy women full of cheer.

It's our phone sex New Year's party

Here at findphonesex dot com,

And we've all cum together

From the Mommies to the Dommes.

Champagne will flow like water

Streamers and confetti fly,

Voices counting down from ten

As the seconds tick on by.

We've all made our resolutions

Raised our glasses in salute,

And we know they're empty promises

But for tonight we're resolute.

Most have vowed that they'll be nice

When we know that's just not right,

Because naughty's just so much more fun

Especially at night!

But we all agree on one thing

That we want to see and hear,

That all of you out there will have

A safe and sexy brand New Year!